Wunderkind
R: I like your picture, Daddy-O. Shows your motherly prowess.
I: Doesn’t ‘motherly prowess’ contradict ‘Daddy-O’?
R: Yes. Therefore, I shall call you ‘Parent’.
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R: The Inbetweeners is like my summum bonum, Mba. The ultimate representation of myself.
I: I wonder what TV Series would be mine.
R: I don’t know, Doogie Howser?
